The Fuck It Planner 2027, navy floral cover, among dried flowers

F*ck it. Plan it anyway.

Made in USA

New for 2027

Fuck It 2027 Planner: Funny Weekly and Monthly Agenda for Tired-Ass Women with Calendar

A planner for people who are done with fussy layouts, wasted pages and covers that read like a motivational poster.

Twelve months, fifty-three weeks, one clean book that holds your whole year without shouting at you.

Features
  • A whole year, sorted. Dated January 2027 through December 2027, with 12 monthly spreads and 53 weekly pages, plus a 2028 calendar at the back for the stuff that keeps getting pushed.
  • Your month on two pages. Big date boxes on one side, your goals, to-do list, notes, bills strip and habit tracker on the other, so the whole month is visible without flipping anywhere.
  • A full page for every week. Nine writing lines a day, a top-three box for what actually matters, and a weekly to-do list, with weekends tinted so Saturday never hides in the noise.
  • Trackers you will actually fill in. Paydays and bills marked day by day, a habit grid every month, a monthly review for wins and lessons, plus yearly goals, year in pixels, a bucket list and a reading list.
  • Also in the back: contacts, a password log, an email log, birthdays and anniversaries, and lined and dot-grid notes pages for everything.
  • Perfect for work, side hustles, school runs, freelancing, budgeting and everything else you are quietly holding together. Also a very funny gift for someone who needs it.
Materials & details
  • Softcover paperback, 108 pages
  • 8.5 × 0.25 × 11 inches, 12 oz; large 8.625 × 11.25 inch pages with wide margins
  • Printed month tabs down the edge
  • Published September 2026, ISBN 979-8175486484
  • Printed in the USA

Take a look inside

January 2027 monthly planner spread

“Built for pens and real life.”

— Gentle Root Co

Your month on two pages

“Big date boxes on one side; goals, to-dos, bills and habits on the other. The whole month, no flipping.”

January 2027 weekly planner spread